Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Alexander Scott

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

This set of philosophical musings on the Scottish psyche by Alexander Scott is called Scotched.

SCOTCH GOD
Kent his
Faither.

SCOTCH RELIGION
Damm
Aa.

SCOTCH LOVE
Barely a
Bargain.

SCOTCH OPTIMISM
Through a gless
Darkly.

SCOTCH PESSIMISM
Nae
Gless.

SCOTCH PASSION
Forgot
Masel.

SCOTCH EDUCATION
I telt ye
I telt ye.


Alexander Scott (1920 - 1989)

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