If I was an inventor I would invent a food supplement that turns dog shit fluorescent so you can see it in the dark and not step in it - a mishap, you won't be surprised to learn, that happened to me this evening.
Tom Conoboy is a short story writer living in Yorkshire. He has had over 100 stories published, either in print journals or on online webzines, and has won a number of short story competitions. He has recently successfully completed a PhD in American literature. If you wish to contact Tom you can reach him at tomconoboy [at]excite dot com.